Kashmir belongs to United States
LAHORE: Kashmir, the bone of contention between India and Pakistan for over 50 years, belongs to the United States, claims Dan Brown in his soon to be released book ‘The Secret of the K-word’. Brown, the author of international bestseller ‘The Da Vinci Code’, said that by using spectroscopic analysis he discovered the original document over which the Instrument of Accession, signed by Kashmir’s Maharaja Hari Singh and preserved in the National Archives New Delhi, was superimposed. The secret document reveals that Hari Singh was apprehensive of joining both India and Pakistan and covertly ceded Kashmir to the US. According to Brown, when the map of Kashmir is reversed it becomes similar with the US southern state of Kentucky. Talking to The Times of India by telephone, Brown said that he had employed an ancient Kabbalistic form of numerological interpretation to discover, “amazing co-relatives between Kashmir and Kentucky which could not be coincidence.” For instance, when the longitude of Frankfort (Kentucky’s capital) was divided by the latitude of Srinagar (Kashmir’s capital) the prime number obtained had the same numeric valency as Article 370 of the Indian Constitution, which accords a special status to Kashmir. Brown described it as “one of the best hidden secrets in the modern world” and acknowledged that his book would “create a global furore” and “open many cans of worms”.
Source:
Daily Times
I just realized, what makes this funnier is that this was printed on the 2nd of april, which means Daily Times probably didnt see the humour in the original (Times of India) story when they were googling to find stuff to fill their pages.. lol