Top ten: sinking to new lows

Maybe, just maybe its just me - but on going through the Friday times the Top Ten it just seems a little less entertaining every time. Instead, it seems to be inching gradually towards a most unbearable mixture of profanity and crassness- in an effort to make up for the wit that came so naturally before perhaps?. A case in point (source: http://www.thefridaytimes.com) Top Ten Ways To test your husband By Ayeda 10. Stop waxing 9. Stop bleaching 8. Stop threading 7. Sing old Indian songs when he's sleeping 6. Walk around with taramara oil in your hair 5. Insist on discussing your emotions, especially when he's in a meeting 4. Insist on discussing his faults, so that you can help him improve 3. Pluck his nose hair while he's sleeping 2. Fire the cook every six weeks 1. Fart in front of his parents Fart in front of his parents? really! Whilst Ms. Ayeda's preferred method of testing the marital bond is certainly ground breaking-undoubtedly this is an innovation she should have kept to herself.